WARNING:
The following contains spoilers for the Star Wars, Indiana Jones and
Blade Runner franchises.
As
much as Harrison Ford would like you to list Jack Ryan as one of his
most memorable characters,
he will never break the top three. Those positions will be held, in
perpetuity, by Han Solo,
Indiana Jones and Rick Deckard. Ford is at his best, and his most
memorable, when he plays
to type. And his type, of course, is the anti-hero. Or at least it
was back in the 'good old days'. In
this current age of liberal conservatism, our childhood heroes are
forced to make amends for their
past deeds. And what better way to de-rogue a lovable rogue (or
chauvinistic robot rapist/murderer)
from our childhood than to reunite him with his estranged child? Many spoilers ahead.
Han
Solo lived the life of a smuggler and scoundrel. Despite his misogyny
and ruthlessness, he still managed
to charm his way into the pants (both on and offscreen) of
princess/senator Leia Organa. But
nothing, not even the love of one of the most powerful women in the
galaxy, could keep him from
his true passion - swashbuckling. Solo could only live the domestic
life for so long before returning
to his footloose and carefree smuggling ways, as we learnt in Star
Wars: The Force Awakens.
After the destruction of the second Death Star and prior to the destruction of a third, larger Death Star, Solo fathered a child - Ben. Like most dads of his generation, he was never around; and he would never have returned to Leia and the Alliance/Resistance if not for unlikely coincidence. Upon the discovery that his son was on Starkiller Base, Leia convinces Han to go and get him - like he was picking him up from soccer practise, only ten years too late. Obviously, this was a terrible decision which ultimately led to Han's death. Now, I understand from a film perspective why Han had to be the one to confront Kylo Ren. But let's be honest, if they really wanted to convince Ben to return home, Leia should have been the one sent to speak to him. No emo kid is going to harm his mother, but an absent father? Han was doomed from the moment he reunited with Leia, and paid the ultimate price for being a deadbeat dad: patricide.
After the destruction of the second Death Star and prior to the destruction of a third, larger Death Star, Solo fathered a child - Ben. Like most dads of his generation, he was never around; and he would never have returned to Leia and the Alliance/Resistance if not for unlikely coincidence. Upon the discovery that his son was on Starkiller Base, Leia convinces Han to go and get him - like he was picking him up from soccer practise, only ten years too late. Obviously, this was a terrible decision which ultimately led to Han's death. Now, I understand from a film perspective why Han had to be the one to confront Kylo Ren. But let's be honest, if they really wanted to convince Ben to return home, Leia should have been the one sent to speak to him. No emo kid is going to harm his mother, but an absent father? Han was doomed from the moment he reunited with Leia, and paid the ultimate price for being a deadbeat dad: patricide.
Indiana
Jones had it all; tenure at a prestigious Ivy League college, a
groovy bachelor pad, and an occupation
that allowed him to take time off whenever he wanted, travel the
world, pick up hot chicks, and whip and shoot whomever he pleased without
fear of consequence.
He was James Bond for kids, and kids loved him. But he was a terrible
role model; a self-centred
man with a knack for murder and an inability to commit to long term
relationships. So when
it came time to dust him off and roll him out for Indiana Jones and
the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,
our ruthless, womanising hero had become a bumbling, ineffectual old
man. He is lumbered with
a son he never knew existed and who has no respect for him. To add
further insult to injury, Indy
is forced into participating in one of the laziest, most over-used tropes in cinematic history: an end of film
wedding ceremony. The globetrotting, adventure
seeking hero - tamed, domesticated and neutered for the 21st century.
Rick
Deckard's nihilism is palpable. He is a solitary man, a burgeoning
alcoholic and remorseless murderer.
When he finds himself falling for the charms of sullen replicant
Rachael, his immediate response
is to take her home and get her drunk. When that fails, he
locks her in his apartment
and 'seduces' her under threat of violence. In the world of 1982's
Blade Runner, this is romance
- or so Vangelis' score would have us believe. Now, with the
release of Blade Runner 2049, this scene and the events leading to it are entirely
repurposed. It is implied that Deckard
was 'programmed' to fall for Rachael, and designed to procreate with
her - culminating in the birth of the first replicant child (not counting Battlestar Galactica).
Prior to meeting his child for the first time (thirty years later),
Deckard has spent his days
in solitude, imbibing an endless supply of limited edition Johnny Walker Black Label The Director's Cut. These life
choices are not framed as 'cool'
as they were in the original. Instead, it is a kind of purgatory
where he is imprisoned for his Baby
Boomer shortcomings. The anti-hero, again, forced to repent for his past.
As
Tyler Durden tells us in Fight Club, "We are a generation of men
raised by women." Like most children
from Generation X, we grew up without strong male role models in our
lives, so our role models
were co-opted from the media. To those of us born in the 70s, Harrison Ford was the
ultimate representation
of man. When people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, it
wasn't an astronaut
or a policeman or "just like my dad"; it was Indiana Jones. It's ironic then, that Han,
Indiana and Deckard weren't
entirely dissimilar from our own fathers and their Baby Boomer
mentality (consumed by work,
absent from their children's formative years, emotionally ignorant,
insensitive and ego-centric) And
it's even more ironic that Harrison Ford has been relegated, in his
twilight years, to this role of the
prodigal parent - attempting to right the wrongs of the past by reconnecting with his children
when it's clearly too late. Perhaps
the most telling fact of all, is that the script writers for
each of these movies are themselves
all men over the age of 50. The question then, is this: Is Harrison
Ford doomed to play the
same absent father role again and again because of our current
socio-political climate, or is he merely
the embodiment of his creator's own relationships (or lack of) with
their children? Either way, if Blade Runner 2049 is anything to go by, it is fast becoming a tired and disappointing cliche.
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